Ahahahahahah Quotes & Sayings

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. — Dave Barry

O, then, what graces in my love do dwell, That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell! — William Shakespeare

Social roles vary in the extent to which it is culturally permissible to express ambivalence or negative feelings toward them.Ambivalence can be admitted most readily toward those roles that are optional, least where they are considered primary. Thus men repress negative feelings toward work and feel freer to express negative feelings toward leisure, sex and marriage, while women are free to express negative feelings toward work but tend to repress them toward family roles. — Alice S. Rossi

In Houston everyone owns guns and uses 'em - sometimes just for the hell of it. — Shelley Duvall

You have to believe in the arthouse, if you will - the emotion, the conflict, the who am I, which will always be an unanswered question. If you do it right, you have a smaller drama, and a great movie. — Avi Arad

Music is art to me, and you don't censor art. You don't go into a museum and censor things. — Iggy Azalea

True prayer is measured by weight, not by length — Charles Spurgeon

17 Interfering in someone else's argument is as foolish as yanking a dog's ears. — Anonymous

Babylonian scientists used a counting system based on the number sixty, which is why minutes have sixty seconds. — David S. Kidder

5 minutes of learning today is better than no minutes of learning today. — Robin S. Sharma

And I enjoyed the celebrity and the creativity that was involved in Star Trek. — William Shatner

As starving men crave a crust of bread, as choking men thirst for water, so do the righteous yearn for the Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost is a Revelator: he is a Sanctifier; he reveals truth, and he cleanses human souls. He is the Spirit of Truth, and his baptism is one of fire; he burns dross and evil out of repentant souls as though by fire. The gift of the Holy Ghost is the greatest of all the gifts of God, as pertaining to this life; and those who enjoy that gift here and now, will inherit eternal life hereafter, which is the greatest of all the gifts of God in eternity. — Bruce R. McConkie

He didn't say anything more, just waited for me to tell him what I'd been thinking. It was pure speculation, and I was opening myself up to ridicule by saying anything at all. I sat on the stool and realized that I had my loyalties, too. — Patricia Briggs