Agrias Oaks Quotes & Sayings

Revenge is not a noble sentiment, but it is a human one. — Rudy Giuliani

Things will be far worse than they are now. And far better. I wait. — Charles Bukowski

I reject any pretence at kindness you have the hypocrisy to offer. — Emily Bronte

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. — Rita Rudner

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that. — Chris D'Elia

Just as the 99% of Soviet citizens who supported the Soviet regime in 1985 was no indication of what the people inside the USSR really thought, the army of true believers that we think we see in the Arab world is an illusion. — Natan Sharansky

Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery. — Phil Donahue

Jesus did not come to the Earth to start 285 squabbling denominations fighting over the Bible. How like the devil to divide Christians over the Bible. — John Hagee

We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything. — Stephen Colbert

In Leipzig [in the 14th century], the university found it necessary to promulgate a rule against throwing stones at the professors. As late as 1495, a German statute explicitly forbade anyone associated with the university from drenching freshmen with urine. — Leonard Mlodinow

I'm so clever, I don't understand half of the things I'm saying. — Oscar Wilde

Prices are relative. So is poverty. So is happiness. — Kirsten Hubbard