Agentexchange Quotes & Sayings

Things never got tidied up the minute a couple got divorced. It seemed, from what I'd seen, that the divorce itself was the easiest part and all the real shit is what came afterward, shit that went on for years. — Karina Halle

He took a money clip out of his pocket, pulled off several bills. "Take it. It'll save you time. — J.D. Robb

The maximum, that is what has always interested me. — Josef Koudelka

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. — John Wayne

Haste and panic were poor traveling companions, and this trip he'd reaped the consequences in spades. — Laura Frantz

One day as Frieda the Fox was walking home from lunch with some friends,
she heard a noise and stopped to see if she heard the noise again.
She heard a loud banging sound, a growl, and then a thump.
She crept closer and saw a blue dumpster and a big brown furry rump! — Kimberly Baltz

Of all joyful, smiling, ever-laughing experiences, there are none like those which spring from true religion. — Henry Ward Beecher

If Rabbit knew a way to clone an adult sized vagina, Rabbit would clone it, have sex with it, then clone an arm to the side of that vagina so he could carry it with him everywhere he went like a big, fuzzy key chain. — John Updike

Work becomes at once a delight and a tyrant. For even when the time comes and you can relax, you hardly know how. — Alice Foote MacDougall

I've seen things I can't explain. And I believe in things I can't see. I believe in fate and luck and curses. — Abigail Roux

Transformation is not automatic. It must be learned; it must be led. — W. Edwards Deming

We are all God's children.
But world-peace-dreamers,
world-peace-lovers
and world-peace-servers
are undoubtedly
God's choicest children. — Sri Chinmoy

Needless to say, someday you're going to lose. Over time the body inevitably deteriorates. Sooner or later, it's defeated and disappears. When the body disintegrates, the spirit also (most likely) is gone too. I'm well aware of that. However, I'd like to postpone, for as long as I possibly can, the point where my vitality is defeated and surpassed by the toxin. And besides, at this point I don't have the leisure to be burned out. Which is exactly why even though people say, "He's no artist," I keep on running. — Haruki Murakami