Adventures With Your Dog Quotes & Sayings

I don't really want to find myself face-to-face with 10,000 paparazzi. I just want to be comfortable. — Emmanuelle Seigner

Nouns and verbs hold the power but syntax casts the spell. — Janet Peery

It's there in your face, all of it, the way it rarely shows in any face. what do i see? something lazy, sexy and insatiable. — Don DeLillo

Not all deviance is negative; without it, we'd never change the world. — Stacy Pershall

You're a projectionist and you're tired and angry, but mostly you're bored so you start by taking a single frame of pornography collected by some other projectionist that you find stashed away in the booth, and you splice this frame of a lunging red penis or a yawning wet vagina close-up into another feature movie. This is one of those pet adventures, when the dog and cat are left behind by a traveling family and must find their way home. In reel three, just after the dog and cat, who have human voices and talk to each other, have eaten out of a garbage can, there's the flash of an erection. Tyler does this. — Chuck Palahniuk

I wasn't kidding about the flying-kids part. Or the talking-dog part.
Anyone who's up to speed on the Adventures of Amazing Max and Her Flying, Fun-Loving Cohorts, you can skip this next page or so. Those of you who picked up this book cold, even thought it's clearly part three of the series, well, get with the program, people! I can't take two days to get you caught up on everything! Here's the abbreviated version (which is pretty, I might add):
A bunch of mad scientists (mad crazy not mad angry- though a lot of them seem to have anger-management issues, especially around me) have been playing around with recombinant life-forms, where they graft different species' DNA together. — James Patterson

Do you feel that we can rebel against our oppressors without losing our love, our tolerance, and our ability to forgive? — Miriam Toews

You know they're just looking for wrinkles and cellulite. — Morgan Fairchild

You are envious, Biddy, and grudging. You are dissatisfied on account of my rise in fortune, and you can't help showing it. — Charles Dickens