Adrian Mole Love Quotes & Sayings

There is a joke about a commuter who's on his way to work when he gets a call on his mobile phone from his wife. "Be careful, honey," she says. "They just said on the radio that there's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the freeway." "One maniac?" he replies; "There are thousands of them! — Steven Pinker

I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers. — W.C. Fields

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. — Kevin Dalton

For me, French is so rich and so sacred that learning it is like learning a foreign language. — Fabrice Luchini

For me, with the Blue Man Group, I got asked. It was for the Royal Variety Show, which was something I always wanted to be a part of. I'm really interested in things people don't necessarily expect. I did a pop song, but I did it in my own style. — Katherine Jenkins

And what she does not know, what nobody else knows but you, is that I have a special place where I go to be with her; my first, my only love. — Anne Rouen

It's not my fault, — Kristin Hannah

I have known Secretary [Hillary] Clinton for 25 years and respect her very much. — Bernie Sanders

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. — Theodore Roosevelt

I discovered is that I have a couple of valves that were leaky and had been giving, gave me a problem then. But I hadn't noticed anything up until then.A couple of incidents of shortness of breath and checked myself into a hospital, but that one in France really sat me down for a few minutes - a very few minutes, because seven days later I was in the studio, and eight days later, I was no the stage. — Al Jarreau

It took me years to figure out that upset was upset, and tumultuousness was not the same thing as passion. Love isn't drama. — Deb Caletti

Whatever's got you down is causing a great deal of stress. Pick yourself up and reflect on the positive things about your life. You'd be surprised at how one slingshot of optimism can overturn the deep dark thoughts affecting your mood and making you vulnerable. — Bianca McCormick-Johnson

For the first time since 2007, the FDA Has approved a new device to treat obesity. The amazing breakthrough is called a vegetable. — Conan O'Brien

Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise. — P. J. O'Rourke

all that time I save in body hair removal I devote to revolution — Janet Fraser