Ace Ventura Bats Quotes & Sayings

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody. — Mel Brooks

We're all golden sunflowers inside. — Allen Ginsberg

Those philosophers who believe in the absolute logic of truth have never had to discuss it on close terms with a woman. — Cesare Pavese

The manner of his life was of no importance. What affected her was that he had once been young. That he had grown old, and was now dead. That was all. Youth and vigour had come to that. Youth and vigour always came to that. Everything came to that. — Arnold Bennett

Sometimes a speech can make things better. This isn't one of those times. — Brad Meltzer

There's nothing that can match Broadway for stature and dignity. — Sammy Davis Jr.

Zeus hates busybodies and those who do too much. — Euripides

She leaned in and hugged me. "I know. Thanks. I love you, too. And for the record, Cheyenne and Landon are soul mates and if they don't end up together, I want you to find a poltergeist to haunt the Easton Heights writers."
She pulled back, smiling at me, then reaching out to ruffle Lend's hair. "Take care of each other, you two obnoxious kids."
Then, throwing her shoulders back and staring straight forward, she walked through the gate. I watched, dreading seeing her turn into dust or something, but gasped in relief and joy as her ruined, unnaturally preserved body blossomed into something new, something strong and proud and undeniably alive.
She turned back, just once, and although she was nearly unrecognizable, I could see our Arianna in her smile that managed to maintain its trademark ironic twist.
"I'm going to miss her," I said.
"What?" Lend shouted.
"I said, I'm going to miss her!"
"I can't hear you! I'm going to miss her! — Kiersten White

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them. — Charles Caleb Colton

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual. — Dennis Prager

TV is the place for writers to live. This is where you have creative control and you're constantly writing. 'Twilight' had almost a TV schedule to it. I was constantly working on these projects. There was not a whole lot of lull but I've gone onto other feature projects that's like, 'Okay, I'll get back to you on notes.' — Melissa Rosenberg

Oh her deathbed, when her hands could no longer weave or paint or mold clay, she'd told stories and filled them with the colors she loved. — Veronica Rossi

The primitive sign of wanting is trying to get ... — G. E. M. Anscombe