Absurdly Ridiculous Quotes & Sayings

The sunken ships were visible even on the bottom, for it seemed as if they had sunk along with their own space and time, so that they were still illumined by the same eleven o'clock sun that was shining on Saturday, June 9, when they went down. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The important thing is character. It's my character I've got to mould. I'm sure one can do anything with oneself if one tries. It's only a matter of will. — W. Somerset Maugham

Reality shifts occur when we are in a dreamy state of energized awareness in which we are clear about what we prefer — Cynthia Sue Larson

If Obama fails to win reelection, let the blame be first laid at the door of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who at a pivotal point threw gasoline on the flames by comparing angry American citizens to Nazis. — Camille Paglia

My husband and I have together created three children, but we have separate finances, and that's the way I like it. — Anna Quindlen

In a time of tight budgets, difficult choices have to be made. We must make sure our very limited resources are spent on priorities. I believe we should have no higher priority than investing in our children's classrooms and in their future. — Bob Riley

It is a simple procedure to calculate the number of seeds in an apple. But who among us can ever say how many apples are in a seed? — Wayne Dyer