Absurde Humor Quotes & Sayings

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. — Samuel Beckett

I vote you fire him and then kick his ass so your liability is reduced to only your personal assets versus the company's. — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Every day is a new beginning, the building of a habit. Every action is a step in some direction. There is no pause in living. — Anna White

I was not interested in spending 10 years in the culture wars. — Leon Wieseltier

In the wander land, we engage ourselves in writing. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest
blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine. — Charlotte Bronte

I have never known more than fifteen minutes of anxiety or fear. Whenever I feel fearful emotions overtaking me, I just close my eyes and thank God that He is still on the throne reigning over everything and I take comfort in His control over the affairs of my life. — John Wesley

Faced with a choice, do both. — Dieter Roth

I can't ... " Her voice broke. "I can't do this any more."
"Then I'll do it for you," I rasped, my throat closing. "Let me love you enough for the two of us, until you can accept you're worth it. Because you are, Emma. I don't know how to convince you. But I'll spend the rest of my life trying. You can't give up on me now. I won't let you. — Rebecca Donovan

Whatever we may mean by 'Christian growth,' it is ultimately this: less faith in me, more faith in God. — Tullian Tchividjian

Two weeks, that's all. — Bella Jeanisse