Aarto South Quotes & Sayings

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important. — Frank Caliendo

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about. — Jackie Mason

Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people. — Dave Barry

Grandma Mazur reads the obituary columns like they're part of the paper's entertainment section. Other communities have country clubs and fraternal orders. The Burg has funeral parlors. If people stopped dying, the social life of the Burg would come to a grinding halt. — Janet Evanovich

I barely heard him over the singing in my heart. — Kay Honeyman

For in a civilization which has lost the meaning of life, the most important thing a Christian can do is to live, and life, understood from the point of view of faith, has an extraordinary explosive force. — Jacques Ellul

We have only to conquer
Now, by suffering. This is the easier victory.
Now is the triumph of the cross. — T. S. Eliot

Of chastity, the ornaments are chaste. — William Shakespeare

No man can resolve himself into Heaven. — Dwight L. Moody

Sometimes to choose and know they are more closely
you have to be away — Ys Sroyer

In the early '90s, New York was a pretty depressing place. — Christine Baranski