9gag Funny Quotes & Sayings

How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood, When fond recollection recalls them to view; The orchard, the meadow, the deep-tangled wildwood, And every loved spot which my infancy knew. — Samuel Woodworth

And I or you pocketless of a dime, may purchase the pick of the earth. — Walt Whitman

We're living in a world now where consumers are bombarded with thousands of commercial messages - they're everywhere you look. Unless you can cut through that and engage someone, I think you are lost. Consumers are now clearly in control. They control what they hear and see, when, and where. You have to find ways to allow them to actively engage with you, or the money you spend is wasted. — Rochelle B Lazarus

The truth is that history constantly presents new problems in the guise of old. — William Pfaff

Remedy your deficiencies,and your merits will take care of themselves. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Humble people can do great things with uncommon perfection because they are no longer concerned about their own interests and their own reputation, and therefore they no longer need to waste their efforts in defending them. — Thomas Merton

I've come to believe that each of us has a personal calling that's as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you. — Oprah Winfrey

I'm always throwing out ideas, so it's not creativity, it's just volume. — Ben Huh

I would like to work in both comedy and drama. — Daniela Bobadilla

Now. It is only ever now. So do it, you coward. Breathe underwater at last. — Nina George

I trust my points are noted ... Very noted ... Received, recognized, and duly considered with the utmost gravity. Sealed, notarized, and firmly imprinted upon my rational essence. — Scott Lynch

Be strong to stand alone. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Where you go, he'll go," Stebbs said.
"I know it."
"Tough caring about people, isn't it?"
... "Wouldn't trade it," she said. — Mindy McGinnis