80s Hair Band Quotes & Sayings

I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points. — Jon Konrath

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all. — Kelly Osbourne

Natural gas has been sold as clean energy. But when the gas comes from fracturing bedrock with about five million gallons of toxic water per well, the word "clean" takes on a disturbingly Orwellian tone. Don't be fooled. Fracking for shale gas is in truth dirty energy. — Sean Lennon

I shouldn't wonder if you didn't wonder much too much! — P.L. Travers

No I'm not a dream, I'm your worst nightmare — C.T. Todd

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able to switch techniques at liberty. — Paul Parker

A novel in progress doesn't have a clear, forward process. It's messy, like a beloved, balky child. — Kay Kenyon

They're all so highly educated, you know. Education is a great shield against experience. It offers so much, ready-made and all from the best shops, that there's a temptation to miss your own life in pursuing the lives of your betters. It makes you wise in some ways, but it can make you a blindfolded fool in others. — Robertson Davies

His whisper continued to stream a silent cacophony of warnings, kill and damage reports and pleas for assistance.

He allowed himself two seconds to watch it and came away with the sense they were losing. Not lost and not soon, but losing. — G.S. Jennsen

I miss England. I miss the weather. I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour. I'm ready to come home. — Sting

But I'm a bad priest, you see. I know
from experience
how much beauty Satan carried down with him when he fell. Nobody ever said the fallen angels were the ugly ones. Oh, no, they were just as quick and light and ... — Graham Greene

I always get so excited when I get to go to my friends at corporate offices. I am always, like, looking around. I think that's really exciting to be a part of an actual corporate office. — Chrissy Teigen

I'm not ashamed to say that I really loved some of the hair metal bands of the '80s. — Chris McCaughan

Without context, we'd all be monsters. — Jonathan Safran Foer