60th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes & Sayings

Death is as near to the young as to the old; here is all the difference: death stands behind the young man's back, before the old man's face. — Thomas Adams

Although the last, not least. — William Shakespeare

Unlike stocks, where in our country, you go to sleep, everyone tells you everything is wonderful, you wake up and everything is gone. — Michael Franzese

A true war story is never moral. — Tim O'Brien

How would you like to feel the way she looks — Groucho Marx

We agree: Brussels can't regulate everything. I'm driven by something else: There are forces in Europe that want to generally give national policy priority over a common European approach. We have to prevent this. — Martin Schulz