50 Epic Funny Quotes & Sayings

Murder could happen, she thought as she drove to Cop Central, to anyone, anywhere, anytime. — J.D. Robb

Well said, forehead; your declaration shall be respected. — Charlotte Bronte

Modern schools and universities push students into habits of depersonalized learning, alienation from nature and sexuality, obedience to hierarchy, fear of authority, self-objectification, and chilling competitiveness. These character traits are the essence of the twisted personality-type of modern industrialism. They are precisely the character traits needed to maintain a social system that is utterly out of touch with nature, sexuality and real human needs. — Arthur Evans

Man shoot at nothing, sure to hit it. — Confucius

When we focus on winning the battle for material gains,we end up losing spiritual war.If we had a better self of ethics we would be better prepared to deal with the complicated world in which we find ourselves. — David V. Gaggin

We no longer live in that fabulous age when the sun, to whom we owe so much, was so generous that it halted its journey over Gibeon in order to give Joshua ample time to overcome the five kings besieging the city. — Jose Saramago

To do a sequel is so weird, you don't really think about it. — Seann William Scott

I had never been so extravagantly proud of having blood that clotted. — Rob Sheffield

Forbid that I should judge others, lest I condemn myself. — Max Ehrmann

I think that the board is a lot more intuitive than people assume. You get on it and all you have to do is put one foot on the tail and one foot on the nose and rock it up and down and that will get you into the tricks or wheelies or manuals. It's not about the balance so much as it is about the timing. — Tony Hawk

You have been overcome; and whether you are overcome by envy or by a so-called noble influence, you are still a slave, you are not free. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

From a certain temperature on, the molecules 'condense' without attractive forces; that is, they accumulate at zero velocity. The theory is pretty, but is there some truth in it. — Albert Einstein

The doubters are always more blessed than the mere fellow travelers in faith. For they are the only ones who fully learn that their Lord is stronger than any doubt and any hell of despair. — Helmut Thielicke

I would wait ten years if you asked me, Mina." His eyes softened. "I feel like I've waited my whole life for you. A week is nothing in comparison. — Belle Aurora

The times in my life when I have been most happy haven't been the times when I have had the most money or the most freedom or the most anything, but rather when I've been in love or in community or right with people. — Donald Miller