42735 Oil Quotes & Sayings

Laughter is the real religion. Everything else is just metaphysics. — Rajneesh

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting. — Ben Shapiro

The Canadian Identity, it seems, is truly elusive only at home. Beyond the borders Canadians know exactly who they are, within they see themselves as part of a family, a street, a neighbourhood, a community, a province , a region, and on special occasions like Canada Day and Grey Cup weekend and, of course, during the Winter Olympics, a country called Canada. Beyond the borders, they pine; within the borders, they more often whine — Roy MacGregor

I took a Groundlings class in my 20s, and I was terrible. They didn't even pass me to the next level. — Rashida Jones

In suiting the action to the words, however, I perceived that the stars were all wrong.
That was my undoing. I had looked up unthinkingly, anticipating the familiar, and, finding it gone, began to cry like a baby. Whereupon Peter stopped the gig and took me in his arms, kissing me so that my face was soon sore both from kissing and crying. — Jennifer Paynter

Luck tells us that we don't control our own fate, and that our path to success or failure is written by someone, or something, entirely outside ourselves. — Sophia Amoruso

There are few things harder to imagine than other people's conversations about yourself. — Jonathan Franzen