40 Year Old Virgin Funny Quotes & Sayings

How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another — Alan Bennett

I had a wonderful father, and I couldn't bear that television virtually ignored black fathers. — Esther Rolle

Worker ownership within a state capitalist, semi-market system is better than private ownership but it has inherent problems. Markets have well-known inherent inefficiencies. They're very destructive. — Noam Chomsky

Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy? — Andy Warhol

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for ... unless it's contagious! — Beverly Sills

When you love people and have the desire to make a profound, positive impact upon the world, then will you have accomplished the meaning to live. — Sasha Azevedo

Al Davis is a legend and his contribution and influence on the game of football, the National Football League, and the Oakland Raiders has been profound for decades. To view his contribution and influence on a season-by-season basis does not make sense: he has dominated the industry for a lifetime. I can't tell you how he may have impacted or guided other individuals during their careers but I can speak from personal experience. He inspires me to be better every day than I was the day before. — Amy Trask

The real offense, as she ultimately perceived, was in having a mind of her own at all. — Henry James

Half of bravery is perspective. The first time I did this, it was one of the hardest things I had ever done. Now, preparing to jump off a moving train is nothing, because I have done more difficult things in the past few weeks that most people will in a lifetime. — Veronica Roth