38435 Quotes & Sayings

What's the difference between a woman and a psycho? A woman you can see coming a mile away (both on the streets and in the bedroom) ... a psycho ... she takes her time to spread her satanical, thorned-wings of feminine injustice until HOLY FUCK WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT ...
... although actually, there really is no difference, now that I think about it. — Dave Matthes

The gift of sobriety is clarity and a sense of connection - and travel only enhances that. — J. Maarten Troost

I get nervous about gigs sometimes, but not with records - I always get excited. — Alex Turner

Mrs Poste, who had wished people to live beautiful lives and yet be ladies and gentlemen. — Stella Gibbons

To ignite our
passion in life
we must go back
to our first love,
our first love
is there where
our dreams start. — S. Tarr

Did you tackle that trouble that came your way
With a resolute heart and cheerful?
Or hide your face from the light of day
With a craven soul and fearful?
Oh, a trouble's a ton, or a trouble's an ounce,
Or a trouble is what you make it.
And it isn't the fact that you're hurt that counts,
But only how did you take it?

(Excerpt from "How Did You Die?") — Edmund Vance Cooke

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". — Emo Philips

Whoever be the instruments of any good to us, of whatever sort, we must look above them, and eye the hand and counsel of God in it, which is the first spring, and be duly thankful to God for it. And whatever evil of crosses or afflictions befalls us, we must look above the instruments of it to God. — Thomas Boston

When I asked Father Tom where we find God in this present darkness, he said that God is in creation, and to get outdoors as much as you can. — Anne Lamott

My knowledge of trains - and love before first sight, love at negative-one sight - comes from Alfred Hitchcock. — Darin Strauss

Let this meeting be as cryptic - as representative/nonrepresentative - as the Arameans, a people that never had a land of their own but still managed to leave behind their language - the only thing they left behind, their language. Aramaic. Ha lachma anya. This is the bread of affliction. Eli Eli lama shavaktani? Father, Father, why didn't Christ quote the Psalms in Hebrew - was he that inept, or does excruciation always call for the vernacular? — Joshua Cohen