22nd Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you. — Jon Taffer

Fortune's wheel takes you very high and then throws you very low, and there is nothing you can do but face the turn of it with courage. — Philippa Gregory

When my father died, my mother was still alive. And I think when your second parent dies, there is that shock: 'Oh man, I'm an orphan.' There's also this relief: It's done; it's finished; it's over. — Roz Chast

There's obviously more of us than there is men, so that's why its important that you feel like its someone you want to be with long term. You should make it impossible for a man/woman to want someone else providing all the things within reason. — Gabrielle Dennis

Politics is the art of making the people believe that they are in power, when in fact, they have none. — Mumia Abu-Jamal

You have to be lonely to be a writer — Edna O'Brien

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. — Eubie Blake

Writer's block? Don't worry about it. Either it goes away or you die. — Joe Haldeman

There's a point when your tape of life runs off the reel and there's this stillness of your own - I got to know myself. — Melissa Etheridge

Of course I remember. I traded a lifetime of servitude for a box of conversation hearts. That's not something I'm likely to forget. — Stephenie Meyer

I'll always identify as a Chicagoan; if it wasn't so cold, I'd be there forever. — Amy Landecker

Trust is like a block of ice, once it melts into the ground, you can never get it back. — Captain Chief