2015 Bad Lip Reading Quotes & Sayings

What sense or thought do they have? They follow the popular singers, and they take the crowd as their teacher. — Heraclitus

Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a feeling, but love makes no universal claims. Love is pure. — Penn Jillette

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. — Dave Barry

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull — Josh Stern

There were the talking squiggles he'd seen in the crashed Globe too - writing, it was called - and it covered every surface, as if in this mass of people a man could be so lonely as to want to speak to the buildings. — Peadar O'Guilin

There is a stupid humility that is quite common and when a person is afflicted with it, he is once and for all disqualified for being a disciple of knowledge. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I believe that without strict enforcement of penalties for any offence violating the principles of truth and honesty, Nigeria and Africa will not be able to move from our present state of underdevelopment into civilization. — Sunday Adelaja

Would a man nourished by beauty look like this? You have nothing but desolation and desperation here, you say? I bring you more of the same! — Kurt Vonnegut