Quotes & Sayings About 18th Birthday Wishes

I think I'm a bit gruffer than I used to be, and I'm certainly older. — Ian McKellen

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating ... yet so joyous. — Ken Green

I want a new contract. I'm happy at United and I see my future here. — Rio Ferdinand

It was necessary to organize my career to remain at the top level until Salt Lake City. — Hermann Maier

Never marry a beautiful woman. Worship them if you must, go to bed with them if you can - by all means, everyone should have carnal knowledge of physical perfection at least once in their life - but when it comes to marriage, it's a losing proposition. You will never stop feeling like a gatecrasher at your own party. Instead of feeling lucky, you will spend your life on edge, waiting for the other stiletto to fall and puncture your heart like a bullet. — Anonymous

She reached behind her back and pulled out slender, black nunchucks and simply invited them to come get her. Their eyes could barely follow the chucks as they circled around her shoulders and torso slapping back and forth, and up and under, while she remained focused and composed with her eastern, tomboy flair. — K.N. Smith

I know I'm intellectually capable of finding a series of things and making hundreds of millions. I have to get there and do it. Carefully. Legally. — Jack Abramoff

Beauty is single. Only ugliness is multiple, and even then its multiplicity is soon exhausted. — Jules Barbey D'Aurevilly

Consider how blessed you are to have the things you do in life. — Radhe Maa

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light. — Jen Lancaster

Never do something for just one reason. — Jeff VanderMeer

Some lady at a bridge party somewhere started the rumor that to test the honesty of a cleaning woman you leave little rosebud ashtrays around with loose change in them, here and there. My solution to this is to always add a few pennies, even a dime. — Lucia Berlin

One thing that humans still do better than computers is recognize images. — Peter Diamandis

It was a beautiful thought that all living things were imperfect copies of the eternal forms in the world of ideas. — Jostein Gaarder