100 Top Funny Quotes & Sayings

It's a little bit like a cow listening to a recipe for beef stew. — M.R. Carey

People see the wrongness in an idea much quicker that the rightness. — Charles Kettering

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death. — Lucretius

My Rama, the Rama of our prayers, is not the historical Rama, the son of Dasharatha, the king of Ayodhya. — Mahatma Gandhi

But his eyes were too dark for her to make out any spark in them — Paolo Giordano

The nonviolence I teach is active nonviolence of the strongest. But the weakest can partake in it without becoming weaker. — Mahatma Gandhi

I have discovered with advancing years that few things are entirely black or white, but more often different shades of grey. — Jeffrey Archer

I'm 29 years old and, sure, I'm looking to find a wife. — Tyson Gay

Hatsumomo's lovely smille grew ... until her lips were as rich and full as drops of blood beading at the edge of a wound — Arthur Golden

Harriet loved her new persona. As Maxine, she was courageous and accomplished, a woman of sophistication equally at home in Cannes or on the Indian subcontinent. As Maxine she didn't walk, she strode; she did not merely see, but beheld. The very air she breathed was bracing. Here was a conqueror of worlds. — Diane Hammond

Feeding the media is like training a dog. You can't throw an entire steak at a dog to train it to sit. You have to give it little bits of steak over and over again until it learns. — Andrew Breitbart

The monetary union tries to handle two groups of countries which differ greatly in terms of economic culture. First, the North-West European countries [ ... ] which aspiring to rules and discipline, and the Mediterranean countries [ ... ] which aspiring political solutions to economic problems. The first group [ ... ] aspires to solidity, the second group aspires solidarity, that is to say; other people's money. — Frits Bolkestein