Bill Maher Quotes

Your Taxes Are Due A Week From Today. You Can Make Out Your Check Directly To Halliburton. Or You Can Do What I'm Going To Do. I'm Filing My First Joint Return. No, I'm Not Getting Married, I'm Sending The IRS An Actual Joint With A Note That Says, 'If You Think I'm Paying For This War, You Must Be High.'

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