Christopher Titus Quotes

Your First Leader Is Your Dad. 'course He Controls Your Food And Shelter, So, He's Not Really A Leader, He's More Of A Fascist Dictator. But Dictators Have Dreams Too. Your Dad Doesn't. He Gave Them Up When He Had You. So Remember That Next Time You Say, I Don't Want To Cut The Lawn. Just Shut Up And Mow The Grass And Save The Lip For Your Teachers.

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