Jonathan L. Howard Quotes

Your Argument Is As Specious As It Is Fallacious. I Do Not Give A Damn That We Have Crossed A Sea To Be Here. By Your Logic, If One Was To Circumnavigate The Globe Before Being Given The Option Of Jumping Off A Cliff Or Not Jumping Off A Cliff, You Would Fling Yourself Off Immediately Because - Oh, My Goodness - You've Gone All That Way And It Would Be A Shame Not To Do Something Memorably Stupid At The End. Not Memorable To You, Of Course: You'd Be Dead. But Everyone For Miles Around Will Always Remember The Day The Idiot From Afar Threw Himself To His Death Because, Well, It Would Have Been A Shame Not To.

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