David Sedaris Quotes

You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You?" She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice In The Bottom Of The Salt Shaker. "No, Mrs. Peacock, By All Means, You Take Them. They'll Come In Handy When Your Son Gets Out Of Prison And Marries Your Niece.

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

David Sedaris Quotes: You're Not Going To Throw This Away, Are You? She Says, And She'll Be Talking About The Grains Of Rice

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