Doug Stanhope Quotes

You're Born Absolutely Free Except For Laws Of Nature, If You Drink You Get Drunk, That's A Law, If You Get Old You Die, That's A Law Too; If You Sit On A Tack You Will Bleed From The Ass, These Are The Only Laws That You're Born With.

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