P.G. Wodehouse Quotes

You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into The Drawing-room And Lay It Affectionately At My Feet. I Would Reject The Corpse With Horror And Turn Him Out, But Back He Would Come With His Loathsome Gift. I Simply Couldn't Make Him Understand That He Was Not Doing Me A Kindness. He Thought Highly Of His Mouse And It Was Beyond Him To Realize That I Did Not Want It.
You Are Just The Same With Your Chivalry. It's Very Kind Of You To Keep Offering Me Your Dead Mouse; But Honestly I Have No Use For It. I Won't Take Favors Just Because I Happen To Be A Female.

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

P.G. Wodehouse Quotes: You Remind Me Of An Old Cat I Once Had. Whenever He Killed A Mouse He Would Bring It Into

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