Ilona Andrews Quotes

You Know," She Said, Stirring Her Tea, "the Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With Him. And Tell Him You Love Him. Preferably While In Bed."
I Smirked And The Tea Almost Came Out Of My Nose. "He'd Run Like He Was On Fire.

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

Ilona Andrews Quotes: You Know, She Said, Stirring Her Tea, The Fastest Way To Get Him Off Your Back Is To Sleep With

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