Jim Gaffigan Quotes

You Ever Look For The Remote Control, But You Can't Find It, So You Just Decide, "Ah, Guess I'm Not Watching TV. I'm Not Gonna Take Two Steps And Turn It On Myself. I'll Go To The Gym If I'm Going To Work Out."

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