Michael Scott Quotes

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'Little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

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