Tara Sivec Quotes

Wow, Carter. You've Got A HUGE Wiener.
Suddenly, Gavin Being In The Bathroom With Me Didn't Seem So Bad. If Only He Could Have Been In The
bathroom With Me In Eighth Grade And Passed That Little Tidbit Around For Penny Frankles To Hear, I Might
not Have Gone To The Eight Grade Graduation Dance Solo.
I Finished Pissing, Zipped Up My Pants And Flushed The Toilet, All While Trying Not To Pat Myself On The
back. Yeah, I Had A Huge Wiener. You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Did. I Almost Needed A Wheelbarrow To Carry It
around. And Because A Toddler Said It, It Must Have Been True.
We Got Back To The Table And I Couldn't Keep The Shit-eating Grin Off Of My Face.

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