Cassandra Clare Quotes

Who Cares If You Have A Girlfriend, Anyway?"
"I Care," Simon Said Gloomily. "Pretty Soon The Only People Left Without A Girlfriend Will Be Me And Wendell The School Janitor. And He Smells Like Windex."
"At Least You Know He's Still Available."
Simon Glared. "Not Funny, Fray."
"There's Always Sheila 'The Thong' Bararino," Clary Suggested.
"That Is Who Eric's Been Dating For The Past Three Months," Simon Said. "His Advice, Meanwhile, Was That I Ought To Just Decide Which Girl In School Has The Most Rockin' Bod And Ask Her Out."
"Eric Is A Sexist Pig," Clary Said. "Maybe You Should Call Your Band The Sexist Pigs."
"It Has A Ring To It.

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