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While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China Town Night. Oblivious To The Fact That My Idiocy Can Be Heard Outside Of A Five-foot Radius, I Started In With The "You Been Here Four Hour. You Go Now," Routine. Ha Ha, We All Laugh Because Infantile Racism Is Funny. A Little While Later I Walked Back To The Bathroom, And As I Went Down The Hall To The "Male Room," I Passed This Rickety Open Door. I Peered In To See Two Little Chinese Kids Looking At Me, Holding Their Eyes Wide Open With Their Fingers (to Give A Caucasian Look), And Saying: "Hot Dogs! Baseball! Hot Dogs! Baseball!" I Laughed So Hard, I Almost Didn't Make It To The Bathroom. You Win This Round, Chinese Kids.

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

Tucker Max Quotes: While At The University Of Chicago A Couple Of Friends And I Went To Dinner At Some Restaurant In China

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