Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Whenever You Go Out To Eat You Gotta Get The Appetizer. 'Cause The Appetizer's Just An Excuse For An Extra Meal. You're Always Like "Lets See, I Will Start With The 80 Buffalo Wings ... And Do You Have A Low-cal Blue Cheese? 'Cause I Don't Wanna Fill Up Too Much."

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