Tina Fey Quotes

Whenever Someone Says To Me, 'Jerry Lewis Says Women Aren't Funny,' Or 'Christopher Hitchens Says Women Aren't Funny,' Or 'Rick Fenderman Says Women Aren't Funny ... Do You Have Anything To Say To That?'
Yes. We Don't Fucking Care If You Like It.
I Don't Say It Out Loud, Of Course, Because Jerry Lewis Is A Great Philanthropist, Hitchens Is Very Sick, And The Third Guy I Made Up.

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