Jim Gaffigan Quotes

When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's "adorable" And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's "healthy." Yet When I Have Cravings And Put On Thirty Pounds, I'm Considered A "fat Tub Of Turds." I'm Not Sure, But I Believe This Is Sexism. Everyone Wants To Rub A Pregnant Women's Belly, But When I Ask People To Rub My Belly, I Get Kicked Out Of Dave & Buster's. It's Just Not Fair. I Put On More Weight Than Jeannie During Each Of Her Pregnancies. I Justify It By Thinking, "Well, Just Another Thing I'm Better At Than She Is.

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

Jim Gaffigan Quotes: When Pregnant Women Have Cravings, It's Adorable And When They Put On Twenty Or Thirty Pounds In Nine Months, It's

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