Sherman Alexie Quotes

When Indian Women Begin The Search For An Indian Man, They Carry A Huge List Of Qualifications. He Has To Have A Job. He Has To Be Kind, Intelligent, And Funny. He Has To Dance And Sing. He Should Know How To Iron His Own Clothes. Braids Would Be Nice. But As The Screwed-up Indian Men Stagger Through Their Lives, Indian Women Are Forced To Amend Their List Of Qualifications. Eventually, Indian Men Need Only To Have Their Own Teeth To Get Snagged.

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