Artie Lange Quotes

When I Encountered Rich People For The First Time, I Discovered That Not Only Do They Holiday In Places That Are Hard To Find On A Map, But That They Also Use The Names Of Seasons As Verbs. When They Asked Me, 'Where Did You Summer And Winter Growing Up?' I Would Usually Say, 'As A Child? The Same Place I Springed And Autumned.'

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