Allie Brosh Quotes

When I Encounter Someone I Haven't Seen In A While, I Have Never Once Thought, I Should Jump At Them And Poke Their Face With My Fingers And Keep Doing That Until Someone Locks Me In The Bathroom. Because That's Insane. What Would You Think If I Did That To Your Dog Friends?

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