George Carlin Quotes

When I Ask How Old Your Toddler Is, I Don't Need To Hear '27 Months.' 'He's Two' Will Do Just Fine. He's Not A Cheese. And I Didn't Really Care In The First Place.

Related Authors

• Aaron Cooley
• Aidil Uzaimi
• Alexandria Hampton
• Antonio Kowatsch
• Bernard Darwin
• Frederick Coxen
• Gerald J. Ford
• Joanna Wiebe
• Lucullus
• M.C. Rooney
• Rocky Saenz
• Scott Blanchard

Related Topics

• Quotes About The Joys Of Retirement

  The statesman, lawyer, merchant, man of trade Pants for the refuge of some rural shade, Where all his long anxieties forgot Amid the charms of a sequester'd spot, Or recollected — William Cowper

• Quotes About Best Friendships Ending

  I sound awful saying it but I think it can be like that. I see a lot of people in unstimulating relationships. And not just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships. They find themselves — Laura Marling

• Envious Man Quotes

  What a relief, Nadya thought; in that light he would not be able to tell that she had been crying. "You mean if it weren't for the blackout you wouldn't — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

• Lenny And Carl Quotes

  When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started — Richard Lewis

• Respect The Poor Quotes

  Even the weakest and most vulnerable, the sick, the old, the unborn and the poor, are masterpieces of God's creation, made in his own image, destined to live for ever, — Pope Francis