Demetri Martin Quotes
When A Dalmatian Sees A Cow He Must Be Like, 'What The Hell Happened To Him? I Am High Right Now. That Dalmatian Is Fat And Smeary.' When The Cow Sees The Dalmatian He Must Be Like, 'He Looks Amazing. I Am So Out Of Shape, This Is Ridiculous. My Tits Are On The Ground Here.
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