Jodi Picoult Quotes

What's Beautiful, Grey And Wears Glass Slippers? Cinderelephant. Why Are Elephants Wrinkled? They Don't Fit On The Ironing Board. How Do You Get Down From An Elephant? You Don't. You Get Down From A Goose. Why Do Elephants Have Trunks? Because They'd Look Funny With A Glove Compartments

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