Emma Chase Quotes
What Are You Giving Him?"
She Grins Smugly. "Only The Greatest Gift A Woman Can Give The Man She Loves."
I Take My Best Guess. "Anal?"
Kate Covers Her Eyes.
Dee-Dee's Smile Turns Into A Scowl. "No
pig. I'm Giving Him The Gift Of Health. My Acupuncturist Cleared Her Schedule. She's Going To Work On Matthew The Whole Day."
I Laugh. Because This Explains So Much.
"That's Your Gift? Really? It's The Guy's Birthday And You're Gonna Make Him Get Needles Stuck In His Face All Day? What Are You Gonna Get Him For Christmas - A Colonoscopy?
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