Bill Engvall Quotes

Went To The Grocery Store, Got Everything On My List And Went Up To The Checkout. I Put A Bag Of Pet Food For Our Rabbit On The Conveyor. The Girl Looked At Me And Said, Do You Have A Rabbit? I Looked At Here And Said Deadpan, Nope. Just Like 'em 'cause They're Crunchy. Here's Your Sign.

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