Alice Clayton Quotes

Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And I Will Probably Die Old And Alone In A Beautifully Designed Apartment With All Of Clive's Illegitimate Children Swarming Around Me ... How Do You Think I Feel?

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

Alice Clayton Quotes: Well, I Drank Enough To Sustain A Small Spanish Village, I Haven't Had An Orgasm In A Thousand Years, And

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