Dawn O'Porter Quotes

Wait, You Clean My Dildo?' I Ask, Slowly. 'Every Week, I Clean It With The Polish.' 'With Furniture Polish?' 'Yes.' 'Jesus.' Sophie Got Me The Dildo For My Birthday Present Three Years Ago. I Have Never Used It. No Matter How Little Sex I Get, I've Never Been Able To Get Turned On By A Piece Of Rubber. And Thank God; I'd Probably Have Died Of Toxic Poisoning By Now With Half A Gallon Of Mr Sheen Being Wedged Up My Vagina. 'Katya,

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