Jenny Lawson Quotes

Usually When I Tell People My Dad Was A Texas Armadillo Racing Champion, They Assume I'm Exaggerating, But Then I Pull Out His Silver Armadillo Championship Ring (which Is, Of Course, Shaped Like An Armadillo), And Then They're All, "Crap On A Crap Cracker, You're Actually Serious." And Then They Usually Leave Quickly.

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