Mallory Ortberg Quotes

Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The Day By Reading Anything Because I Like To Minimize My 'commute' As Much As Possible. I Wake Up, Open My Laptop And Start Working In Bed.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Usually, The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is I Start Working, So I Often Won't Start The

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