Tim Dorsey Quotes

True Story: Some Homeowner's Burning A Yard Pile Just Like This One. And He Goes Inside For Lemonade And Opens The Cabinet Under The Sink To Toss Something In The Trash, And This Rat's Down In The Bottom, Gnawing A Chicken Bone. The Rat Had Been Driving The Guy Crazy For Months, Living In The Walls And Scampering Through The Attic At Night Like It Had Combat Boots. So The Guy Grabs A Rolling Pin And Beats It To Death. Then He Takes It Outside And Throws It On The Burning Pile." "Good Story," Said Coleman. "What's The Problem?" "The Rat's Not Dead. The Heat Wakes Him Up. It Jumps Off The Pile And Makes A Beeline For The House. Except Now Its Fur's On Fire. The Homeowner Tries To Intercept, But It Zips Between His Legs, Runs Back Inside And Gets In The Walls. Ignited The Insulation. Whole Place Burned Down.

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