Amy Poehler Quotes
Treat Your Career Like A Bad Boyfriend. Here's The Thing. Your Career Won't Take Care Of You. It Won't Call You Back Or Introduce You To Its Parents.Your Career Will Openly Flirt With Other People While You Are Around. It Will Forget You Birthday And Wreck Your Car. Your Career Will Blow You Off If You Call It Too Much. It's Never Going To Leave Its Wife.Your Career Is Fucking Other People And Everyone Knows But You. Your Career Will Never Marry You. ( ... ) If Your Career Is A Bad Boyfriend, It Is Healthy To Remember You Can Always Leave And Go Sleep With Somebody Else
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