Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

This Past Christmas, I Told My Girlfriend For Months In Advance That All I Wanted Was An Xbox. That's It. Beginning And End Of List, Xbox. You Know What She Got Me? A Homemade Frame With A Picture Of Us From Our First Date Together. Which Was Fine. Because I Got Her An Xbox.

Related Authors

• Alexandra Vasiliu
• Cherese A. Vines
• Dylan Garity
• Ernst Junger
• Julian Delacourt
• Le Thi Diem Thuy
• Marco Calderon
• Natalie Shainess
• Pam Bondi
• Shannon Rieger
• William O. Stoddard
• Wolfgang Iser

Related Topics

• Quotes About The Past Mistakes

  When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. — Auliq Ice

• Quotes About Bank Robbers

  There was nothing left for the dollar, nothing except a cold, cruel end. Until, that is, the bank robbers burst into the back room. — T.R. Whittier

• Come Into My World Quotes

  We come unbidden into this life, and if we are lucky we find a purpose beyond starvation, misery, and early death which, lest we forget, is the common lot. I — Abraham Verghese

• Hannah Arcadia Quotes

  HANNAH: ... English landscape was invented by gardeners imitating foreign painters who were evoking classical authors. The whole thing was brought home in the luggage from the Grand Tour. Here, — Tom Stoppard

• U Never Miss Me Quotes

  Love you always, miss you always ... running day and night, leaving the place of sun and moon, of ice and snow. Never look back, never forget. — Jessica Day George